Four Cosmic Shifts Walk Into a Bar🍺 …

Venus Enters Scorpio + Mercury Enters Libra + Uranus Retrograde in Gemini + Virgo New Moon.
Venus Wants Depth. Mercury Wants Peace. Uranus Wants Chaos. Virgo Brought a Checklist.

Helloooo Darling Divines! Spill the Cosmic Tea ☕✨ is official back after a long hiatus.

I hope all of you survived the massive comic shifts that took place over the last two months.

It’s been a hot minute since we last gathered around for some cosmic gossip, and apparently the universe noticed because it decided to welcome us back with FOUR major cosmic shifts happening on the SAME DAY.

Because easing us back into things would have been far too considerate. 😭

On September 10th, Venus enters Scorpio, Mercury enters Libra, Uranus begins its Retrograde in Gemini, AND we have a Virgo New Moon.

Four cosmic shifts walk into a bar…

Venus orders something dark, mysterious, and definitely stronger than necessary.

Mercury is trying to make sure everyone gets along.

Uranus has already rearranged the furniture without asking.

And Virgo?

Well Virgo brought a checklist and is currently questioning why nobody made a reservation. 📋😭

But underneath the comedy, there’s actually an interesting mix of energy brewing here.

Venus in Scorpio is taking relationships, attraction, and emotions somewhere much deeper. Mercury in Libra wants conversations to find some balance. Uranus Retrograde in Gemini is turning our attention towards the thoughts, ideas, and ways of communicating that may be ready for a shake-up. And the Virgo New Moon arrives with fresh-start energy for the practical areas of life that could use a little sorting out.

So basically, one part of the cosmos wants us to feel more deeply, another wants us to communicate better, another is questioning everything we thought we knew, while Virgo is standing in the corner wondering when we’re actually going to DO something about it. 😭

And somehow… they all chose September 10th.

So grab your drink, pull up a chair, and prepare yourself Divines.

The bar is officially OPEN. 🍸☕✨

Let’s get spilling. 🫖✨

🍺 So… Who Exactly Just Walked Into the Bar?

💘 Venus Enters Scorpio

Venus governs love, relationships, attraction, pleasure, beauty, money, and what we value. As Venus enters Scorpio, relationships and desires can take on a much deeper and more intense tone. Scorpio isn’t particularly interested in keeping things light or sitting comfortably on the surface. It wants to know what’s really going on underneath.

During this transit, emotional intimacy, loyalty, trust, vulnerability, and shared resources can become more significant. People may crave stronger emotional bonds and become more aware of whether their relationships offer the depth and honesty they actually desire. 

Things could get a little spicy under this transit. 🌶️👀 

Attraction can also feel particularly magnetic and passionate under this placement.

But Scorpio can bring an all-or-nothing quality to Venus matters too. Feelings may become stronger, attachment can intensify, and issues surrounding jealousy, possessiveness, secrecy, or trust can become easier to notice.

People may feel more drawn towards:

✨ developing deeper emotional and intimate connections

✨ becoming clearer about what they truly value in relationships

✨ addressing trust or vulnerability within existing connections

✨ exploring desires they may normally keep private

✨ taking a closer look at shared finances, resources, or financial commitments

Venus in Scorpio didn’t come to the bar for sparkling water. Things are about to get spicy. 🌶️🍸


⚖️ Mercury Enters Libra

Mercury governs communication, thinking, information, learning, and decision-making. When Mercury enters Libra, the way we communicate becomes more focused on diplomacy, fairness, negotiation, and considering different perspectives.

Libra naturally looks for balance, which can make this a useful period for discussions where compromise or cooperation is needed. Instead of approaching a disagreement purely from our own position, Mercury in Libra can make it easier to consider what the other person is saying and search for common ground.

However, seeing every side of a situation can have its downside. Decisions may take longer because there are more perspectives to consider, and the desire to maintain harmony can sometimes make people reluctant to say something that might create conflict.

People may feel more drawn towards:

✨ approaching disagreements more diplomatically

✨ negotiating and finding mutually acceptable solutions

✨ considering different perspectives before forming conclusions

✨ improving communication within one-to-one relationships

✨ choosing their words more carefully during sensitive conversations

Mercury in Libra would like everyone to use their indoor voices and discuss this like adults.


⚡ Uranus Retrograde Begins in Gemini

Uranus is associated with change, innovation, independence, disruption, rebellion, breakthroughs, and breaking away from outdated structures. On September 10th, Uranus stations Retrograde in Gemini, beginning a retrograde period that continues until February 8th, 2027.

When Uranus turns Retrograde, its themes of change and liberation can become more inwardly focused. Rather than change simply happening around us, this period can encourage us to examine where we personally feel restricted, restless, or ready to do things differently.

With Uranus travelling through Gemini, that review is connected particularly to Gemini themes such as communication, information, learning, ideas, technology, and the way we think. Beliefs or perspectives we previously accepted may suddenly deserve another look, while ideas and changes that emerged during Uranus’ direct movement may need further consideration or refinement.

People may feel more drawn towards:

✨ questioning outdated beliefs and thought patterns

✨ reconsidering how they communicate and exchange information

✨ revisiting unconventional ideas they previously dismissed

✨ reassessing their relationship with technology and digital communication

✨ recognising where greater intellectual freedom or flexibility is needed

Uranus Retrograde in Gemini may have you questioning whether the rules still make sense… or whether you were just following them because somebody handed you the rulebook.


🌑 Virgo New Moon

New Moons mark the beginning of a new lunar cycle and are traditionally associated with fresh starts, intentions, and planting seeds for what we want to develop next. In Virgo, the focus turns towards the practical details of everyday life.

Virgo is associated with organisation, routines, work, service, problem-solving, discernment, and attention to detail. This New Moon can therefore be a useful reset point for looking honestly at the systems and routines that keep daily life running and deciding where improvements could actually make life easier or more productive.

Rather than demanding one enormous transformation, Virgo energy tends to notice the smaller details that eventually create bigger results. This particular New Moon also forms a harmonious connection with Mars, adding extra momentum for putting improvements into action rather than leaving them sitting indefinitely on the to-do list.

People may feel more drawn towards:

✨ creating more effective routines and systems

✨ organising neglected areas of everyday life

✨ setting practical and achievable goals

✨ beginning projects that require planning and attention to detail

✨ clearing unnecessary clutter from their schedule, environment, or workload

The Virgo New Moon has reviewed the situation, opened the spreadsheet, and unfortunately… there are notes. 📋😅

🍺 The Bar Has Rules, Darlings

With Venus diving into Scorpio, Mercury putting on its Libra diplomacy hat, Uranus turning Retrograde in Gemini, and a Virgo New Moon arriving with its clipboard in hand… this bar has a very interesting mix of personalities tonight. 🍸

One wants emotional honesty.
One wants everyone to communicate properly.
One is questioning the entire system.
And one has already noticed everything that could be improved.

So before anybody gets too carried away with the drinks, let’s establish a few house rules. 👀🍺✨

Dos :

✨ be honest about what you actually want from your relationships

✨ address uncomfortable subjects directly instead of letting resentment build

✨ leave room for other people’s perspectives during disagreements

✨ question information before automatically accepting it as fact

✨ make small, realistic improvements to your everyday routines

✨ look closely at where your time, money, or energy is being unnecessarily wasted

Don’ts :

🚫 use jealousy, testing, or manipulation to get reassurance from someone

🚫 agree with someone purely to avoid an uncomfortable conversation

🚫 overanalyse every detail until you create a problem that wasn’t there

🚫 believe everything you read, hear, or see online without checking the source

🚫 set impossibly high standards and then criticise yourself for not meeting them

🚫 keep a routine, system, or way of doing things simply because “that’s how you’ve always done it”

There’s a lot happening behind the bar this week, but you don’t need to drink from every bottle. 🍸

Know what deserves a deeper look, what deserves a conversation, what deserves an upgrade… and what can simply stay on the shelf.

House rules, darlings. 🍺✨


Pop art illustration of a tarot reader having tea with a cosmic spirit while tarot cards and crystals sit on the table

☕The Cosmic Tea Spirit Spilled

Alright Divines, we’ve met tonight’s guests, gone through the house rules, and somehow nobody has been escorted out of the bar yet. 🍺😭

But now it’s time to find out what’s actually happening behind the scenes.

Because astrology can tell us what energies are surrounding the collective, but this is the part where we hand the microphone over to Spirit and ask:

What do we actually need to know right now? đŸ‘€â˜•️

And considering Spill the Cosmic Tea has been on hiatus for the past two months, I have a feeling Spirit may have accumulated quite the tab. 😈

So let’s pull the cards and see what messages are coming through for the Divine Collective during these cosmic shifts. 🔮✨

As always, this is a General Collective Reading, so only take what resonates and leave the rest for someone else.

And if you’d like Spirit to get a little more personal with your situation, you can always book a personal ☕ Spill the Cosmic Tea Reading.

Now…

Top up your glass or mugs. 🍸🍺

Put your phone on Do Not Disturb.

And somebody please lock the bar doors before Spirit starts naming names. 👀🫣

Let’s see what’s being spilled. ☕✨

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General Collective Reading

General Collective Reading

Dearest Divine Collective, 

Well, well, well… here we are, our first general collective reading after a two-month LONG hiatus, and I’ve got a feeling this is going to get interesting, especially with four cosmic shifts happening in one day.

So let’s not waste any more time and have a chat with Spirit.

What’s the Energy Surrounding the Collective for These Coming Shifts? 

🎴 Eleventh House – Community 
🎴 South Node – Past
🎴 Dignified – Strength

With the first three cards showing up before me, we’ve got Eleventh House – Community, South Node – Past, Dignified – Strength.

Just from these three cards alone I’m picking up on three different energies.

First, this could be working and collaborating with a group of people on something that you’ve had the desire to do but never felt confident enough to move forward with.
But during these shifts, you might just find the strength and confidence to move ahead with those plans. It feels like a spark of desire to take action suddenly striking you.
Finally taking that first step and moving up the stairs towards the door, as I’m intuitively picking up from the imagery of the Dignified – Strength card.

The second look at this would be coming together with your soul family, a community that feels aligned while also giving you the space to open up. This community, or perhaps soul tribe I should say, will help you work through past traumas or burdens that you have been carrying, which could eventually bring you to a much more peaceful place.

Now… the third energy that I’m picking up from here would be someone from the past having a desire to come back in. Wanting to work on things and communicate about whatever that had caused the relationship to go south. They’ve been building up the strength and courage to come forward, and they might just finally make that breakthrough. And the outcome may just be a positive one if you’re willing to let the past back in.

Now I’m curious to know what exactly is unfolding.

Which one of these three energies want to come through strongly in this reading?

This tea is still yet to be spilled! 🔍

Spirit is only getting started. 👀🍺✨

What’s Unfolding for the Collective? 

🎴 Temperance
🎴 Eight of Cups
🎴 Seven of Cups (Reversed)
🎴 Knight of Wands + King of Pentacles
🎴 Two of Swords (bottom of the deck)

Alrighty Collective, it looks like one of those three energies from the opening is already demanding attention here, and I’m leaning towards the third energy here. Someone or something from the past may very well be making its way back around.

Starting with Temperance, I’m seeing a period of healing and recalibration taking place. Something needed time to settle, emotions needed to balance out, and perhaps both sides needed some distance before anything could move forward.

Then we have the Eight of Cups. Someone walked away from this situation or emotionally withdrew from it. Whether this was you or the person connected to you, there was a point where someone felt they needed to leave the situation behind.

But then we have the Seven of Cups reversed, and this is where the fog starts clearing. Someone who may have previously been confused about what they wanted, uncertain about the connection, or simply unable to see the situation clearly seems to have gained a much clearer perspective now.

And interestingly, the Knight of Wands and King of Pentacles came out together. I’m seeing someone building up the courage to finally take action, which takes me straight back to the Dignified – Strength card from our opening spread. But this doesn’t feel like someone simply rushing back in without thinking. With the King of Pentacles beside the Knight of Wands, there seems to be a desire to approach this differently this time. To bring something more grounded, stable and serious to the table.

However, sitting quietly at the bottom of the deck is the Two of Swords. There’s still a decision that needs to be made. Someone may finally know what they want, but knowing what you want and actually doing something about it are two very different things.

Remember when I intuitively picked up on someone climbing the stairs towards the door from the imagery of the Dignified – Strength card?

Well… it feels like someone has made it up the stairs.

Now they just need to decide whether they’re actually going to knock. 👀🚪

And now I want to know…

What decision is being made with the Two of Swords? 🔍

Tell Me What’s The Decision That’s Being Made here… Spirit?

🎴 Judgement
🎴 Death
🎴 Four of Cups
🎴 Five of Pentacles
🎴 Four of Wands + Three of Cups (under the split deck)

Okay my darling collective… Spirit heard the question loud and clear.

Starting with Judgement and Death, there is a major decision being made about whether something from the past should be given another chance or be left behind completely. Someone has gone through a period of reflection and is now being called to make a choice. But if this situation is going to come back around, it cannot return in the same form it existed in before. Something about the old dynamic has to end for something completely different to begin.

Then we have the Four of Cups followed by the Five of Pentacles. This feels like someone looking back at what was lost, missed, rejected or perhaps taken for granted. There may have been an opportunity for this connection before, but someone wasn’t emotionally ready or simply didn’t recognise what was being offered at the time. And now there’s a feeling of being left out in the cold.

So what is the decision being made here?

Whether to accept that this connection is over and leave it in the past, or make the decision to come back and see whether something new can actually be built from what was left behind.

And then hiding underneath the split deck we have the Four of Wands and Three of Cups.

Well… that’s interesting. 👀

Because while the cards on the table are showing us the decision, these two feel like they’re quietly showing us what someone may actually be hoping for. A reunion, coming back together, rebuilding the connection and potentially creating something far more stable than what existed before.

Remember, though, Death is sitting right beside Judgement. Whatever comes back cannot simply pick up where it left off.

The old version of this connection has already ended. The decision is whether a new one gets to begin. đŸ”

What’s the possible outcome of what’s unfolding here?

🎴Page of Pentacles
🎴The Hanged Man
🎴10 of Wands
🎴6 of cups + Page of Cups 

Alrighty darlings, now that we know a decision is being made, let’s see where this could potentially lead. And this person energy just feels confusing if I’m being honest here.

Starting with the Page of Pentacles, I’m seeing an opportunity for a new beginning here. But this doesn’t feel like someone charging back in expecting everything to immediately fall into place. This feels like a small but genuine offer. Something that has the potential to grow into something more stable if both people are willing to put in the work.

Then we have The Hanged Man, which tells me there may still be a pause before this fully unfolds. Someone has needed time to look at this connection from a completely different perspective, and perhaps that change in perspective is exactly what needed to happen before anything could move forward.

But the Ten of Wands shows us that there is still baggage here. Whatever happened in the past hasn’t magically disappeared. There may be hurt, emotional weight, responsibilities or unresolved issues that need to be dealt with rather than carried straight into a new beginning.

And then we finish with the Six of Cups and Page of Cups together.

Well, Spirit… there’s our past again. 👀

The Six of Cups brings us straight back to someone or something familiar, while the Page of Cups feels like an emotional opening. This could be someone reaching out, expressing how they feel, offering an apology, or simply opening the door to an emotional conversation.

So the possible outcome I’m seeing here isn’t necessarily jumping straight back into a relationship. It feels more like an opportunity to reconnect and start again from a much smaller, softer and more genuine place.

There may still be things that need to be worked through, but someone appears willing to open that door.

Perhaps the past isn’t coming back to repeat itself… perhaps it’s coming back to see if you can write it differently this time. 👀

Closing Message From Spirit ✨

🎴 Generosity, Compassion, Kindness
“Have your hand on your heart, but keep your heart well in place.”

Okay my dearest Divine Collective, Spirit’s final message here is to remain open-hearted, compassionate and kind, but don’t forget everything you’ve learned along the way.

If someone from the past does come forward, you can hear them out without immediately giving them complete access to you again. You can forgive without forgetting your boundaries. You can show compassion while still remembering your worth.

And this doesn’t only apply to love. Whatever opportunity, friendship, collaboration or past situation finds its way back around during these shifts, allow your heart to remain open while using your discernment.

Remember the Dignified – Strength card that started this entire reading. You’re not meeting the past as the same person you were before. There is strength in knowing when to open your heart and when to protect it.

So if the past comes knocking…

You can open the door. Just don’t hand over the keys immediately. 🔑✨

Trust your intuition, Trust your heart to lead you.


💫The Cosmic Tea Has Been Spilled

Well Divines, the cosmic tea has officially been spilled. ☕✨

Feels SO good to finally say that again after such a long break.

With four cosmic shifts happening in one day, I honestly thought breaking down the astrology was going to be the chaotic part of this post.

Apparently not.

The cosmic shifts were pretty straightforward.

It was the energies coming through during the collective reading that had me sitting there wondering where exactly Spirit was taking us. We started with three completely different energies, and at first, I genuinely wasn’t sure which one was going to come through the strongest.

And somehow… it’s ALWAYS the past person. 👀

Even then, they managed to keep things confusing halfway through the reading.

I mean, seriously. What is the deal with showing up as a Knight or a King, only to become a Page when it’s finally time to actually DO something?

Spirit, please explain. 🧐

But all jokes aside, I really enjoyed delivering this message for you Divines.

Whether you choose to let the past back in or leave that door firmly closed is entirely your decision and will depend on your own personal circumstances. A collective reading should never make that decision for you. Always use your own intuition and discernment when deciding what is right for you.

And I cannot stress this enough: this is a General Collective Reading.

If this reading resonated with your situation and you would like further clarity, please consider getting a personal reading rather than trying to make every card or message fit your circumstances. The same applies if the reading didn’t resonate but you’re looking for guidance on something happening within your own life.

I never want these readings to encourage anyone to stay stuck, become delusional, or continuously loop over a situation in their mind waiting for something to happen.

Tarot should offer guidance and perspective, not become a waiting room.

As for our four cosmic guests this week…

Venus entering Scorpio turns up the intensity in love, attraction and emotional intimacy. Mercury entering Libra brings diplomacy and balance into the way we communicate. Uranus beginning its Retrograde in Gemini invites us to reconsider old ways of thinking and communicating. And the Virgo New Moon gives us an opportunity to reset the practical areas of our lives and start putting meaningful improvements into motion.

So perhaps the biggest message running through this week is that something can be reconsidered without automatically being repeated.

A relationship.
A belief.
A routine.
A decision.
Even an old version of yourself.

You get to decide what deserves another chance, what needs to change before it can move forward, and what simply doesn’t get another drink at your table. 🍺

The bar has officially served its last round, darlings.

Take what nourishes you, leave what doesn’t, and remember…

Just because the past walks into the bar doesn’t mean you have to buy it a drink. đŸ‘€đŸşâœ¨

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☕What Tea Did These Energies Serve You?

TThese cosmic shifts may be inviting you to look at what deserves another chance and what deserves to remain in the past.

Not everything that returns is meant to be repeated.

Sometimes something comes back so you can meet it with a different perspective, stronger boundaries, and a clearer understanding of what you truly want.

So take a moment to reflect:

What are you willing to welcome back differently?
And what are you finally ready to leave behind?

Because moving forward doesn’t always mean closing every old door.

Sometimes it means knowing which ones are actually worth reopening. 🔑✨

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If you feel like this collective reading didn’t fully resonate with your current situation or maybe only parts of it did and you would like deeper clarity on how these cosmic shifts may personally be unfolding for you, the Spill the Cosmic Tea Reading ☕ is available in The Alchemy Room.

Because trust me… the universe always has more tea brewing 🫖

Now go behave yourselves.

Or don’t.

Either way…

The Universe is watching.  👀

I don’t chase, I attract ✨
Stay aligned, not attached🤍

— Divinely Aligned



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