Here we are with another retrograde. We’re now a week into Mercury Retrograde in Pisces, so we’ve gotten to know it a little by now. We’ve now seen some of its “magic”.
Personally, last week was a little insane for me. Energy and emotions were on high — not in a good way. I lost focus and had to step back for the safety of others. Not everyone can handle spicy, and I was too spicy.
Sometimes you just have to deal with it and accept it for what it is.
And I’ve accepted the fact that it wasn’t a great week, and I had to face those emotions head on, breathe and shift my focus back.
Strangely, I’m actually excited about this Mercury Retrograde. I feel ready for this one. It feels more of momentum after having to deal with one situation after another and still working through parts of it.
So if this retrograde is meant to bring clarity and ending cycles, I AM READY!
Now, my dear divines…I hope you’re navigating it with courage and confidence too.
This could be a powerful moment for self-growth and to recognise what or who you’ve outgrown.
So let’s break it down. For those of you wondering why Mercury Retrograde in Pisces is even a topic, what is she going on about “The Ghost of Christmas Past is Back“ ? Let’s talk about it before you go calling a medium or the Ghostbusters.
The Fog Is Intentional: What This Mercury Retrograde in Pisces Is Really About
Mercury Retrograde in Pisces runs from 26th February – 20th March 2026.
BUT, this isn’t about dates. It’s about dissolving illusions.
Pisces rules:
• intuition
• fantasy
• escapism
• spiritual sensitivity
• unresolved emotions
• karmic ties
Mercury rules:
• communication
• thought patterns
• contracts
• decisions
• technology
When Mercury retrogrades in Pisces, logic blurs and intuition heightens.
This is not chaos.
This is revelation through confusion.
Expect:
• Old conversations resurfacing — looking forward to the return of Ghost(s).
• Exes or “almosts” reappearing — THE most exciting one! Can’t wait to throw a good welcome back party.
• Emotional déjà vu — I’m hearing Nickelback’s Photograph in my head as I’m typing this.
• Vivid dreams that feel a little too real — pinch yourself when you wake up, just to be sure.
• Mixed signals — some still hasn’t figure out how a traffic light works.
• Unfinished business — fix it and move forward properly, or end it clean. Burn the bridge if you need to.
Pisces doesn’t expose loudly.
It exposes softly — through feeling.
This retrograde is dissolving what you romanticised.
It’s not here to punish you.
It’s here to show you what you refused to see clearly.
That keeps your tone sharp but not preachy.
How to Move Through the Fog Without Losing Yourself
1️⃣ Pause Before Responding
Not every resurfaced message deserves immediate access.
2️⃣ Journal What Gets Triggered
If it’s coming back, there’s a lesson attached.
3️⃣ Double Check Contracts & Decisions
Pisces energy is intuitive, but retrograde scrambles clarity.
4️⃣ Listen to Patterns, Not Promises
Words may blur. Behaviour doesn’t.
5️⃣ Protect Your Energy
Not every “nostalgic” return is alignment.
What Not To Do:
❌ Don’t Romanticise Red Flags
Nostalgia is not compatibility.
❌ Don’t Make Permanent Decisions in Emotional Waves
❌ Don’t Assume Confusion Means Destiny
❌ Don’t Escape Through Fantasy
Pisces will tempt you to idealise.
❌ Don’t Break Your Own Boundaries for Closure
☕ The Cosmic Tea Spirit Spilled
Now that we’ve covered the chaos, confusion and ghost sightings… I decided to ask the cards what they have to say about this Mercury Retrograde.
Think of it as some guidance, a direction to help you navigate through the bittersweet chaos.
So I pulled channeled messages using two of my special decks: the Sassy Spirits deck and my Bad Ass Affirmation deck.
Some of these messages are sweet.
Some of them are a little spicy.
Either way… the cards don’t lie.
Let’s see what the universe has to say.
And do keep in mind, Divines, this is a collective general message. It may or may not resonate, so don’t go spiralling or running for the hills. Use your discernment.
♑ Capricorn
Brutal Truth:
Not everyone is sent to teach you a lesson — some people are just dumb.
Bad Ass Affirmation:
You’re a Badass – Feeling like you’re spinning your wheels? Well, at least you’re moving! Eventually, you’ll gain some serious traction. Hang in there.
Message:
Oh my Cappies, firstly — this card jumped out fast!
Before I could even finish my question. Seems like someone really needs this message ASAP.
Also it’s saying don’t be making quick in making decisions or judgements.
Mercury Retrograde might have you revisiting certain people or situations and wondering if there was some deeper karmic meaning behind it all. The cards are reminding you that sometimes there isn’t.
Not every confusing interaction is some grand lesson from the universe. Sometimes people simply lack the awareness, maturity, or emotional intelligence to meet you where you are.
If you’ve been feeling like you’re going in circles lately, don’t let that discourage you. Even when it feels slow or messy, you’re still moving forward. Progress doesn’t always look glamorous — sometimes it just looks like persistence.
Keep going. Your traction is coming.
And remember this :
You’re A Badass.
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♒ Aquarius
Brutal Truth:
Not every shadow work session needs a public announcement.
Bad Ass Affirmation:
Radiate One’s Own Brilliance – Life’s a game, and you’re the secret weapon. Believe in your ability to win.
Message:
Now Aquarius… I’m seeing some of you doing a bit of shadow work here.
Good for you. Visiting your inner ghosts and walking through the house of horrors takes courage.
Mercury Retrograde in Pisces may be calling you into a quieter space. I’m seeing the traditional Hermit card in my mind here — holding a lantern while walking through that house of horrors.
This is less about broadcasting your healing journey and more about doing the inner work privately, at your own pace.
Let the results speak for themselves.
This is for your benefit, not for anyone else’s approval.
You might feel the urge to pull back from too much socialising or outside noise for a while — and that’s perfectly okay. You’re not missing out on anything important during this time… except maybe the drama.
Which, let’s be honest, you can still catch up on through social media anyway. Just be grateful you’re not part of it.
Sometimes the most powerful growth happens in solitude, where you can hear your own thoughts clearly and do what feels right for you, not what someone else thinks you should be doing.
So use this time to reconnect with yourself, process what needs healing, and protect your peace. You don’t have to explain your journey to everyone.
Just remember: even in hermit mode, your brilliance still shines.
Trust yourself. You have everything it takes to move through this phase and come out stronger.
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♓ Pisces
Brutal Truth:
Your spirit guides are facepalming.
Bad Ass Affirmation:
Keep Chasing It – Don’t fear failure. It’s like a “restart” in the game. Next time, you’ll definitely pull off an amazing play.
Message:
Pisces, the star of this entire retrograde season… now who did what to be getting this card?
I’m curious.
Your Spirit Guides look like they’re facepalming right now and honestly… it’s got me LMAO.
With Mercury Retrograde happening in your own sign, things might feel a little louder than usual in your mind. You may be overthinking messages, situations, or trying to find answers everywhere — tarot readings, advice from friends, signs from the universe.
I can almost hear your Spirit Guides saying:
“Chill out bro… take it easy. Just ride the waves”.
And for some reason I’m hearing the song “Don’t Go Chasing Waterfalls” by TLC playing in the background here. If that resonates with someone reading this… you know exactly what that message means.
Which makes it even more hilarious that your Badass Affirmation message says “Keep Chasing It”.
So clearly some of you may be feeling a little confused right now. That’s what happens when you’re looking for answers everywhere except the one place that matters most.
Your Spirit Guides are reminding you that you already have the answers within you.
Instead of reacting impulsively or chasing every sign that appears, take a breath and trust your intuition first.
Don’t overthink.
Use your discernment.
Pause for a moment. Check if your feelings and your intuition actually align before making a move.
And if something from the past is coming back around asking for closure, don’t be afraid to release it. Endings, failures, or letting go doesn’t mean you’ve lost.
Sometimes it’s simply the reset that leads you to something better.
Keep moving forward.
The next chapter might surprise you.
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♈ Aries
Brutal Truth:
Your growth scares people. Good.
Bad Ass Affirmation:
Go For It Bravely – Problems are like that missing puzzle piece. Don’t worry. Look for it patiently. When you find it, you’ll feel an overwhelming sense of accomplishment!
Message:
Fiery Aries, I’m impressed.
It looks like you’re stepping into this Mercury Retrograde stronger than most. You’ve already done a lot of the inner work, and now you’re standing firmly in your growth — even if that makes a few people around you a little uncomfortable.
Now be careful with that… and how you’re showing up.
Don’t let ego get in the way.
Your progress may highlight things others haven’t dealt with yet, and that’s not your problem. Everyone moves through their own lessons at their own pace.
If challenges show up during this retrograde, treat them like pieces of a puzzle rather than obstacles. With a little patience, you’ll find the missing piece and realise you were actually more prepared than you thought.
Sometimes growth isn’t loud or dramatic. Sometimes it’s simply the quiet confidence of knowing who you are and what you’re no longer willing to tolerate.
You don’t need to prove anything to anyone.
Stay grounded. Stay self-aware.
And you’ll move through this retrograde just fine — maybe even stronger than before.
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♉ Taurus
Brutal Truth:
You don’t suck — you just haven’t slept.
Bad Ass Affirmation:
Care For Yourself – I’m adorably goofy with flaws and I’m completely in love with every bit of me.
Message:
My dear Taurus, sending you hugs. It seems like you’ve been a little too hard on yourself lately. Whether it’s love, work, or life in general, your mind may have been running overtime trying to figure everything out — and it’s probably costing you sleep.
Mercury Retrograde in Pisces can certainly stir up emotions, memories, and unfinished business, which might leave you feeling mentally drained.
Your inner self here is reminding you to take care of yourself. To slow down and take things easy for a moment.
Not everything needs to be solved right now.
You don’t need to have the answer to everything at this exact moment.
Go have some “me time” . Be a little goofy. Do something that brings you back to yourself.
Sometimes the answers to whatever you’re dealing with appear when you finally give yourself permission to pause. Thoughts tend to flow much smoother when you stop putting so much pressure on yourself.
Instead of waiting for ghosts from the past to reappear or overthinking situations that haven’t even happened yet, try shifting the focus back to you.
Rest. Recharge. Do things that make you feel good again.
When you start pouring that love back into yourself, everything else will naturally begin to align.
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♊ Gemini
Brutal Truth:
The Universe is not Amazon Prime.
Bad Ass Affirmation:
Run Hard! – Don’t let frowns win. Keep smiling, and you’ll be the sun that chases all the clouds away.
Message:
My dearest Twins, not everyone wants to throw a welcome back party… but here you are already holding the confetti.
What I’m getting here is that some of you are waiting for the return of your twin or someone from the past. It’s causing a bit of frustration, and you might also be losing focus on yourself or the other important things that actually need your attention right now.
And besides… it’s only been a few days since Mercury Retrograde started.
Things are still simmering in that cosmic pot.
Spirit is basically saying: calm down.
The divine doesn’t have an express shipping option, so patience is required here.
Right now you’re too focused on watching the door. The more you sit there wondering “why hasn’t it arrived yet?” or “why hasn’t it happened yet?” the longer it’s going to feel like it’s taking.
Shift your focus.
There’s also an additional message here. This may not apply to everyone, but for some of you, once you stop obsessing over it and redirect your energy… whatever you’ve been waiting for could actually arrive within two days.
Funny how that works, isn’t it?
So stop staring at your phone.
Chase the clouds instead of chasing the package (and I don’t mean it that way).
Go bask in the sun, go have some fun, and maybe give your inner child the attention it’s clearly asking for.
Sometimes when you stop waiting for something… that’s exactly when it decides to show up.
Also, I do know how you feel. No one likes the waiting game.
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♋ Cancer
Brutal Truth:
Not everyone is sent to teach you a lesson — some people are just dumb.
Bad Ass Affirmation Message:
You’re Not Nobody – I’m not a lost silly goose; I’m on a wild goose chase for my own path.
Message:
My sweet, loving, nurturing Cancerians — you’re a very intuitive sign. So it’s no surprise this card is showing up for you… and for the second time in this reading.
Do not overthink situations during this time.
Don’t be spiralling now.
Not everyone that shows up in your life or reappears during this Mercury Retrograde is a lesson sent from the universe. Seriously, some people are just dumb, made the wrong decisions, and have now realised themselves that they were actually stupid to walk away or run from a Cancerian.
That saying, “You never know what you’ve got till it’s gone” is probably slapping them pretty hard right now — like the tails of those Pisces fish circling around Mercury.
The veils are being lifted at this moment.
Illusions are dissolving.
Use your discernment to decide how you want to proceed — whether that’s moving forward with them or leaving it behind.
Leave what doesn’t align with you where it belongs: in the past.
You are definitely not a nobody, with or without them.
Mercury Retrograde in Pisces isn’t just about learning lessons or paying off karmic debts. For some of you, this is about awakening and transformation.
Your path is already there.
Go wild and explore it.
Because from what I’m seeing… it looks like there’s a whole lot of fun waiting for you on the other side — single or not.
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♌ Leo
Brutal Truth:
The vibes are off because you keep inviting goblins to dinner.
Bad Ass Affirmation:
I’m Number One – Challenges are like game monsters. Defeat them and get loads of rewards!
Message:
Leo’s… why have you been spending your evenings having dinner with goblins? Or freeloaders? Or… do you have energy vampires around you?
Well mighty Leo, the message I’m getting here is that either someone from your past is making their way back or already has made their way back into your life — and you’re realising things aren’t the same anymore.
The outcome isn’t what you thought it would be. It isn’t what you want.
Because you’ve grown.
Grown out of old ways, old ideas and old patterns.
If you’re not dealing with someone from the past, you may be attracting new interest. Maybe a friend you thought you had romantic feelings for, only to realise it’s not what it seems.
Well… that’s okay.
Either way, you always have the choice to walk away from it. Don’t choose to stay or carry on something that you’re not vibing with.
Some exes are meant to be exes.
Some friends are just meant to be friends.
Don’t force or romanticise situations. Focus on yourself, and what is truly meant for you will show up.
Those are usually the best rewards — the ones that arrive when you’re not expecting them.
Don’t date because you’re lonely.
Date because you’re ready.
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♍ Virgo
Brutal Truth:
Your guide said “No.” You heard “Maybe.”
Bad Ass Affirmation:
Fearless In The Face Of Adversity – Tough day? Smile anyway. Your grin might just blind the bad luck and scare it away.
Message:
Oh Virgo, aren’t you a cheeky one.
You already know the answer.
The problem is… you keep trying to negotiate with it. Not wanting to settle for a certain outcome.
Your intuition has probably been whispering (or yelling) “no” about a situation, a person, or a decision. Yet somehow your logical mind keeps stepping in saying, “Okay but… maybe?”
This Mercury Retrograde may bring moments where you realise you’ve been trying to rationalise something that simply wasn’t aligned with you in the first place.
Your intuition isn’t confused.
Your mind is.
Stop messing around with your guides now.
When the message is clear, it’s clear. You don’t need to debate it, analyse it, or try to twist it into something more comfortable.
Trust the message the first time.
And if you’re facing a challenge right now, don’t let it throw you off course. The affirmation here is reminding you that obstacles are simply part of the game.
Every challenge is just another level to move through.
Face them head on, keep moving forward, and don’t lose your sense of humour along the way.
Sometimes the best way through a messy retrograde moment… is simply to smile and keep walking.
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♎ Libra
Brutal Truth:
Yes, the Retrograde is real. No, it’s not responsible for all your BS.
Bad Ass Affirmation:
Be Your Best Self – Don’t stop working hard. Otherwise, when the Goddess of Luck passes by, she’ll think you’re in seclusion and won’t dare to disturb you.
Message:
Well Libra… the cards came out swinging for you.
You actually got the retrograde card itself. Naughty naughty.
Have you been showing up late for work and blaming it on Mercury Retrograde?
Mercury Retrograde may stir the pot a little, but this message is saying very clearly that not everything happening right now can be blamed on the planets.
Some of the situations appearing during this time may simply be the result of choices, habits, or patterns that have been quietly building up for a while. So don’t go putting all the blame on Mercury Retrograde.
You’re required to take accountability for your own actions.
I wouldn’t be surprised if some of you might even be the “Ghost from Christmas Past” planning to reappear, knowing you can blame it on this retrograde.
I’m kidding! You’re a Libra and I trust you’ll do the right thing.
Including taking responsibility for any past actions.
You have the power to shift things — to bring balance back into situations.
Instead of pointing fingers at retrograde chaos, focus on showing up as your best self right now. Keep putting in the effort, keep moving forward, and don’t disappear into hiding when things feel a little messy.
Because luck has a funny way of showing up when you’re still in motion.
The more you continue doing your thing, working on yourself, and staying aligned with your goals, the more opportunities can find you.
And trust me… the Goddess of Luck can’t knock on your door if you’re pretending not to be home.
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♏ Scorpio
Brutal Truth:
That dream wasn’t prophetic. You just ate too much cheese.
Bad Ass Affirmation:
Nothing Just Happens, It’s All Part Of Life – Doubt is just your brain’s over-enthusiastic sidekick trying to steal the spotlight. Ignore it. Your dream is the main character here.
Message:
Oofff… Scorpio… first of all, the cards are calling you out a little.
Not every dream you’ve been having during this Mercury Retrograde is some deep cosmic prophecy. Some of them might just be your brain processing things… or perhaps the midnight snacks.
But here’s the real message hiding behind the humour.
You may be questioning your dreams, your goals, or something you’ve been wanting to pursue lately. Doubt may be creeping in, making you second guess whether something is actually meant for you.
And the cards are basically saying: stop that.
Doubt loves to show up like an over-dramatic side character trying to steal the scene. But your dreams are the real storyline here.
Nothing in your life is happening randomly. Even the strange timing, the detours, the delays… they’re all part of the bigger journey.
Sometimes things slow down not to stop you, but to give you a moment to see things more clearly.
So instead of overanalysing every sign, every dream, every little coincidence during this retrograde, focus on what truly matters.
Your vision.
Your goals.
Your path.
Trust what you feel called to pursue. The deeper you lean into your purpose, the clearer things will start to become.
And maybe… just maybe… go a little easier on the cheese before bed.
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♐ Sagittarius
Brutal Truth:
Astrology isn’t a personality disorder.
Bad Ass Affirmation Message:
It Will Be Better – I have a kickass idea.
Message:
Well Saggies, this reading is ending on a pretty powerful note for you.
You may be having a lot of ideas lately. Big ideas. Creative ideas. The kind of ideas that make you sit up and think, “Wait… this could actually work.”
And honestly, the cards are saying you’re not wrong.
But there’s a small warning hiding in that sassy spirits card.
Don’t get so caught up analysing signs, timing, astrology charts, retrogrades, and cosmic clues that you forget the most important part…
Actually doing something with the idea.
Astrology can guide you. It can give you perspective. But it’s not meant to replace action.
If something has been brewing in your mind lately — something exciting, something a little bold — this Mercury Retrograde may actually be helping you refine it.
Let the idea grow. Play with it. Explore it.
But don’t just sit there waiting for the “perfect moment” or the “perfect sign” from the universe.
Sometimes the universe is already giving you the green light… and it’s just waiting for you to take the first step.
Because the message here is simple:
Things are going to get better.
And that kickass idea you’ve been sitting on might be the very thing that moves you in that direction.
So don’t overthink it.
Start somewhere.
You’ve got this, Saggies.
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💫 The Cosmic Tea Has Been Spilled
And there you have it, Divines — the cosmic tea for this Mercury Retrograde in Pisces has been spilled.
Take what resonates, laugh at the parts that call you out, and leave the rest on the table. These are collective messages after all, not a court summons from the universe.
I did have fun with this reading. Some of the messages coming through were absolutely hilarious. It also turned into a pretty great hang session with my spirit guides — they kept messing with the cards, so it took me a while.
Well, retrogrades do have a funny way of stirring the pot. Old emotions resurface, ghosts from Christmas past start knocking on doors, and suddenly everyone is looking for answers.
But remember this: Mercury Retrograde isn’t here to ruin your life. It’s here to reveal things.
Sometimes that means clarity.
Sometimes that means closure.
And sometimes it just means realising you were dealing with a goblin the whole time… or that you should stop eating so much cheese before bed.
Either way… keep your discernment sharp, trust your intuition, and don’t let the chaos distract you from your own path.
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☕ What Tea Did Mercury Retrograde Serving You?
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An old message, a familiar pattern, or someone knocking on the door again?
Drop your sign in the comments and tell me what part of the cosmic tea resonated with you.
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Now go behave yourselves during this retrograde.
Or don’t.
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I don’t chase, I attract ✨
Stay aligned, not attached 🤍
— Divinely Aligned